Goochstrip 

Goochstrip is an alright being stronger than anything in existence and outside of it. Goochstrip is the king of all gooches and the most powerful, (gooch lore is very similar to Norse mythology)

Man 1-“Before I go to bed I pray to goochstrip every night!”

Man 2-“Me to, but I pray to gooch 2 and 3”

Goochstrip by Kakson May 31, 2020

Gooch Strip 

the Gooch strip is an area on a man's gooch which is totally deviod of any pubic hair as a result of having is waxed or shaved. the Gooch strip has been pioneered for several reasons.

a) To provide higher pleasure for a gooch stroker

b) To make it possible for a friend to gooch snort

c) general heatlh and hygiene of the Gooch itself

d) to reduce some of the adverse affects of Gooch Throb

eric ppaced the waxing strip onto his gooch with deft precision, a bead of sweat rolled down his face as he considered the possible ramifications of misplacing the wax strip... he shuddered as he thought of tearing his bacon strip right off. Eric inhaled deeply, and started counting down from then, when he got to four he surprised himself and tore the wax strip off "BWAAAAAAAAAAHRGHMNFT" he shrieked as the wax strip tore away each and every hair on his gooch. Eric smiled to himself as he gazed upon the beauty of his now perfectly formed gooch strip and chuckled out loud the words his Great-Great Grandfater passed to him "perfection has its price."

Gooch Strip by The Padre October 22, 2009

GoochSticker 

A little piece of dry dookie matter that sticks to the roof of your gooch.

"Man, this GoochSticker is giving me a rash."

GoochSticker by NO1R April 4, 2022

goochstrap 

Male Underwear. The fabric holding up the gooch.

Pull up your Goochstrap boys and get to business.

goochstrap by awetexplosion December 6, 2010

Goochstrap 

The strap that carries stuff located at your gooch (kind of like a goochbag).

"MOM!! can u get my luchbox so I can hang it from my goochstrap"

Goochstrap by SMEXY PADS PLEASE! March 30, 2009

Goochatropolis 

City located in Ohio where every place has the name gooch in it.

I'm headed to Goochatropolis on Monday.

Goochatropolis by Joelle I <3 Michael March 29, 2003