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Gooch Smooch 

The act of two males scissoring one another.
Jerry and Gary after falling madly in love, decided to gooch smooch to express their feelings.
Gooch Smooch by Yorreli April 1, 2017

Gooch Smooch 

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.
Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!
Gooch Smooch by Tally P January 31, 2023

Gooch smooch 

When you touch buttholes and fart simultaneously
Ben and Billy ate Mexican and had a gooch smooch.
Gooch smooch by MackDaddy13 May 20, 2023

Gooch Cooch Smooch 

The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.
Jim: My girl squirted everywhere last night when I gave her the Gooch Cooch Smooch.
Gooch Cooch Smooch by cayorne June 16, 2018

Smooch-ma-Gooch 

A phrase a man uses to tell another person to give him oral sex. It is mainly used as a comeback.
You got a problem with me? You can go smooch-ma-gooch!

gooch smoocher 

Chrithtopher wath a gooch smoocher.
gooch smoocher by sbo August 18, 2011
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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