gooch smooch 

(verb) To cleanse the area between a man's genitals and the anus using one's orifice, usually after sexual intercourse.

After making love, the woman gave the man a courtesy gooch smooch.

gooch smooch by Gyron September 22, 2011

Gooch Smooch 

The act of two males scissoring one another.

Jerry and Gary after falling madly in love, decided to gooch smooch to express their feelings.

Gooch Smooch by Yorreli April 1, 2017

Gooch Smooch 

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

Gooch Smooch by Tally P January 31, 2023

Gooch smooch 

When you touch buttholes and fart simultaneously

Ben and Billy ate Mexican and had a gooch smooch.

Gooch smooch by MackDaddy13 May 20, 2023

Gooch Cooch Smooch 

The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.

Jim: My girl squirted everywhere last night when I gave her the Gooch Cooch Smooch.

Gooch Cooch Smooch by cayorne June 16, 2018

Smooch-ma-Gooch 

A phrase a man uses to tell another person to give him oral sex. It is mainly used as a comeback.

You got a problem with me? You can go smooch-ma-gooch!

Smooch-ma-Gooch by Smoochmagooch16 March 22, 2010

gooch smoocher 

A homosexual male.

Chrithtopher wath a gooch smoocher.

gooch smoocher by sbo August 18, 2011