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Gooch scooch 

The thing that dogs do
Dave had an itch so he gooch scooched to the bedroom
Gooch scooch by Thatskaterkid August 2, 2022

Scooch a gooch 

Caroline's mom uses it as a phrase for "scoot over," but it can used for an exclamation at anytime; like instead of "Shit!" or "Oh no!" ou can yell this.
1.) Hey fat ass, mind scooching a goose? I'm not that thin either!

2.)Bobby Flay: Oh scooch a gooch! My show got cancelled again!
Scooch a gooch by billySusan May 15, 2008

Scooch Your Gooch 

A cleaver way for a person to tell someone to move. But what that person doesnt know is the definition of gooch.
"Jesus, your taking up so much Space! Scooch your gooch!"
Scooch Your Gooch by Momo123 February 16, 2009

gooch smooch 

(verb) To cleanse the area between a man's genitals and the anus using one's orifice, usually after sexual intercourse.
After making love, the woman gave the man a courtesy gooch smooch.
gooch smooch by Gyron September 22, 2011

Gooch Smooch 

The act of two males scissoring one another.
Jerry and Gary after falling madly in love, decided to gooch smooch to express their feelings.
Gooch Smooch by Yorreli April 1, 2017

Gooch Smooch 

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.
Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!
Gooch Smooch by Tally P January 31, 2023
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Palmela Handerson 

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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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