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Goo-Butt 

A term used frequently by the US Army's 82nd Airborne Division. Goo-Butt is a condition that befalls a Soldier who has been in the field, unwashed, in excess of 72 hours. This condition is identified by a viscous, cheesey substance that is secreted from the Soldier's ass and affixes itself to surrounding flesh and clothing. It is composed of sweat, bacteria, dead skin cells and fecal remnants.
Man, everytime I drop trou to take a dump in the field I get smacked by an angry cloud of goo-butt!
Goo-Butt by Angry Monkey July 6, 2006
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goo butt 

It's when your ass and taint area get all hot and sweaty after doing strenuous activities such as working out or running, thus resulting in the sweat and stinky goo that builds up in your ass crack and taint.
I had a severe case of goo butt after working outside in jeans in 100 degree weather all day.
goo butt by sweatymeat April 28, 2011
When your butt has goo coming out of it. Very common
Butt Goo by Taterb June 5, 2018

goo goo butter 

The fluid emitted from a man's penis that contains his contribution towards the birth of a child.
"Yo, you and Nadine still trying to get her pregnant?"

"Yup, I fill her full of goo goo butter every morning!"

goo goo butter by SubUrbanBoy October 24, 2008

Butter's creamy goo 

An energy drink
I could sure go for some of Butter's creamy goo!
A common and and undesirable problem that occurs when one does not wipe themselves after defecating (pooping). It can also occur after one poops but wipes well and then engages in an aerobic excersise, this situation is often called swass(Literally "sweaty-ass"). Do the human race a favor and just wipe.
I went poop and ran out of toilet paper and now I have goobutt.

I went poop earlier and after I went for a jog and now I have swass.
goobutt by jvero-b November 20, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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