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Goo Lagoon 

When you blow your nose in toilet paper then fold it and whipe your ass but a finger slips through and snot goes in your ass.
"Jerry got Goo Lagooned last night when he was slammed"
Goo Lagoon by ProFadeUrban February 26, 2021
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Goo Lagoon 

When the man is about to cum and he exclaims “ahh goo lagoon”
“Oh shit imma cummm - ahh goo lagoon”
Goo Lagoon by Mothmansbabe July 12, 2023

goolagong 

(n.) A transexual female (born a male) that lures unsuspecting men into engaging in sexual acts until the flop is revealed.
I went home with a pack of goolagongs last night.
goolagong by badnight21 June 15, 2011

GoobLagoon 

A fun waterpark founded by Caseoh LLC, where safety and hygiene is their #1 priority. You can check out everything about the GoobLagoon at gooblagoon.com
Atlas: my boss didn't treat me well at the GoobLagoon
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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