Goo Lag 

When you're about to nut but the porn is still buffering

Bob: Man, I was so close to nutting but then the porn had to buffer and it ruined the whole experience for me.
Thomas: Looks like your dick suffered from some goo lag.

Goo Lag by Betaseal January 17, 2018

Goo Lag 

When it takes a while for one to ejaculate. Not to be confused with gulag or goolag

"Dude, i experienced mad goo lag last night"

Goo Lag by Urmum Gai September 6, 2019

Goo Lagoon 

When a guy cums on a girls stomach and the cum fills up the girls belly button.

"I pulled out and gave her a Goo Lagoon last night."

Goo Lagoon by YdgTheGooLagoon November 28, 2011

Goo Lagoon 

When you blow your nose in toilet paper then fold it and whipe your ass but a finger slips through and snot goes in your ass.

"Jerry got Goo Lagooned last night when he was slammed"

Goo Lagoon by ProFadeUrban February 26, 2021

Goo Lagoon 

When the man is about to cum and he exclaims “ahh goo lagoon”

“Oh shit imma cummm - ahh goo lagoon”

Goo Lagoon by Mothmansbabe July 12, 2023

Goolag 

A mock term of the company google that is a derivative of gulag. It is often being used to describe google's censorship on their platforms such as YouTube and their other services. Censorship on google goes far as altering search results on google and banning certain links that don't fit their political narrative

Guy 1: Google just censored a link to some image-board
Guy 2: Google should just go ahead and change their name to goolag

Goolag by dankm3m3rzz June 12, 2018

Goolag 

The place where kids at Nickelodeon theme parks go when they've been naughty. Kids are sent to do manual labour, which in turn keeps the park running. When a prisoner doesn't do their work on time, they're sprayed with goo until they start to work faster.

"Jimmy's been a bad boy, send him to the Goolag"

Goolag by washmybigjohn November 3, 2021