Gontent

What you get when you hire a gargoyle or goblin (some say any summoned monster) to do you web design.

Rick: What up man? Did you see my new website?
Carl: Yea shit was tight, but whats with all the stone gray?
Rick: Oh thats all the gontent from that fuckin gargoyle that I hired. I asked for level 8 and got a level 5. Whatever shit is cheaper than freelancers.

Gontent by beaumeezy August 3, 2007

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Gotential

When a person has the ability to be a Go-Getter in life but won't use it because they're lazy.

Hambone has a lot of Gotential but he will never use it to get what he wants because he's lazy--yet, he is always complaining about what he doesn't have.

Gotential by DuVay Knox January 21, 2023

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Gontent • Gootentight • Gotential

Gootentight

1. Term said to mean "German Virgin"
2. Golf term stating how close you like your shot to be to the pin.
3. German Tourqe spec

1. Man, that chicks pussy was gootentight.
2. I need this shot to be like a german hooker, gootntight!
3. Make sure those bolts are Gootentight!

Gootentight by CrazyGolferfuck! November 24, 2005

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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Team of Destiny

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.

example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."

Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024

Word of the Day on June 11, 2026

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