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He’s a character from ‘Daddy I’m a zombie’ a 2012 movie. He’s also very hot.
Person 1: Hey have you seen daddy I’m a zombie?

Person 2: Yea! Gonner is my favourite character!
Gonner by elliot.c0s July 29, 2021
Gooner but its like they're too far gone but theyre like porn addicts
that fella is a gonner!
Gonner by MrMeowMeow1st June 7, 2026

Dutch gonker 

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013

Goonerette 

A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.
If a goonerette is crying because the team lost the game, do not blame it on PMS.
Goonerette by Bi-curvy-ness October 9, 2011
A Goner is someone who has given up, feels lost and feels Helpless and Hopeless
"Josh, im a Goner, theres nothing we can do now"
Goner by Nobutimjustaspeck September 15, 2017

gunnerjumped 

Extremely nervous, excited, or worried
Man there were so many people at that party, I felt gunnerjumped.
gunnerjumped by broly6 December 24, 2014