Gonki

Gonki is a deformated word for Wanking. Because it is wierd to say "I'm gonna go wank"

"Hey dude, we're going to pub. Wanna come?" "I'll be there, but I need to do some gonki first!"

by Yamushii July 27, 2019

Dutch gonker

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.

I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.

by FacedPunched September 25, 2013

Gonk Droid

Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid is a walking battery that repeatedly says gonk. Lucasfilm has made multiple attempts to make a Gonk Droid stand alone film but that was deemed impossible. This was because to make the film Lucasfilm would need footage of heaven itself. The amount of light and holiness would have blinded people. The blind would be able to see again but would just go blind again from its holiness.

Me: I need to charge my phone.
*Gonk Droid descends from heaven to help you*
Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid: Gonk

by DEW ETT December 17, 2017

Gonzick

You must be a jawlineless virgin omegle youtuber

Look at Gonzick he's such a civic driver.

by That Real nigga deshawn November 13, 2020

gonism

Gonism is a religion following the great lord Gon Freecs.
Followers of this religion tell each other "nay nay killua" to wish each other the best of luck in what ever.

Nay nay killua to you all😔🙏

"Hey you should try and follow gonism. Also i heard you have an exam tomorrow, Nay nay killua!

by Follower of Gonism. October 30, 2020

Gonski

Get lost. Buggar off. Not here anymore

That guy at work really stuffed up so he will be gonski once the boss gets hold of him.

by Harsher Fustic September 10, 2016

Gonk

A polite way to call someone a idiot

u absolute gonk

by shankedyshankerton January 26, 2019