Gone monk

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact

He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship

Gone monk by danglyballzjohn September 2, 2023

now you've gone and spanked the monkey 

Gone too far, cross over the line, exceed moral norms.

After deliberately eating the last Ho Ho when Bill's roomate, Chuck, expressly forbade him to, Chuck responded, " Now you've gone and spanked the monkey".

now you've gone and spanked the monkey by Guiseppemoondog123 December 10, 2009