Goldwasm 

What happens when anything Ben Goldwasser related occurs.

Friend: OMG I LOVE ANDREW VANWYNGARDEN SO MUCH!!!! I'm VanWyngasming so much!

You: Yeah, he's pretty sexy, but I just can't get over Beno. Every time I see a Ben Goldwasser picture, I TOTALLY have a complete Goldwasm.

Friend: Wow, that sounds really hot.

Goldwasm by casslee94 July 28, 2010

Ben Goldwasser 

the other half of the brilliant psych-pop band MGMT. he is totally underrated and often overlooked.

girl#1: hey! I'm going to an MGMT concert this weekend want to come?

girl#2: OMG YES I AM A HUGE FAN ANDREW VANWYNGARDEN IS SO HOT OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

girl#1: Ben Goldwasser is pretty sexy himself you know

girl#2: who? I only know who Andrew is.

girl#1: .....yeah. you're really a huge fan huh.

Ben Goldwasser by fourwingeddinosaur February 12, 2009

Ben Goldwasser 

One half of the world renown band, MGMT.

He plays the keyboards, synthesizer, and does back-up vocals. During interviews, he is often quiet, calm, and modest and comes off as a very intelligent and intellectual person. He is referred to as the 'spontaneously practical' one. He also has amazing style and is very handsome with some of his best features being is lush chocolate curls and deep brown eyes.

Girl 1: OMG, I got tickets to see MGMT!!!
Girl 2:No way! I am so jealous! Ben Goldwasser is so talented; hes my synth hero!

Girl 1: I know, he's so charming and has AH-MAZING hair. I just wanna take a nap in it!

Ben Goldwasser by ssela December 28, 2009

Goldwasser 

In 1689-1690 King Esophies ruled over northern-Trastevere. He was known for and also expelled of his power for his lisp.

In his 1.5 years of rule, he had two biggest achivements. One being the Palatino Bridge, which is still standing today. Yet he is more famous for individually watching over all of his gold cleaners.

He names the gang of cleaners "Goldwassers", this is today thought to be due to his lisp.

The term is now rarely used.

King Esophies' Goldwassers found a goldern box, within the box, a Conan O'Brien.

Goldwasser by Dr Quentin Q. Quinn April 5, 2005