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Goldwasser 

In 1689-1690 King Esophies ruled over northern-Trastevere. He was known for and also expelled of his power for his lisp.

In his 1.5 years of rule, he had two biggest achivements. One being the Palatino Bridge, which is still standing today. Yet he is more famous for individually watching over all of his gold cleaners.

He names the gang of cleaners "Goldwassers", this is today thought to be due to his lisp.

The term is now rarely used.
King Esophies' Goldwassers found a goldern box, within the box, a Conan O'Brien.
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Ben Goldwasser 

the other half of the brilliant psych-pop band MGMT. he is totally underrated and often overlooked.

girl#1: hey! I'm going to an MGMT concert this weekend want to come?

girl#2: OMG YES I AM A HUGE FAN ANDREW VANWYNGARDEN IS SO HOT OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

girl#1: Ben Goldwasser is pretty sexy himself you know

girl#2: who? I only know who Andrew is.

girl#1: .....yeah. you're really a huge fan huh.
Ben Goldwasser by fourwingeddinosaur February 12, 2009

Ben Goldwasser 

One half of the world renown band, MGMT.

He plays the keyboards, synthesizer, and does back-up vocals. During interviews, he is often quiet, calm, and modest and comes off as a very intelligent and intellectual person. He is referred to as the 'spontaneously practical' one. He also has amazing style and is very handsome with some of his best features being is lush chocolate curls and deep brown eyes.
Girl 1: OMG, I got tickets to see MGMT!!!
Girl 2:No way! I am so jealous! Ben Goldwasser is so talented; hes my synth hero!

Girl 1: I know, he's so charming and has AH-MAZING hair. I just wanna take a nap in it!
Ben Goldwasser by ssela December 28, 2009

Goldwaterpilled 

When you find out Barry Goldwater was a lifetime member of the NAACP
Barry Goldwater was a lifetime member of the NAACP and started the Arizona chapter?? Wtf I’m Goldwaterpilled
Goldwaterpilled by FamousPoet December 23, 2020

goldwater 

a small stream, usally with copious amounts of small yellow flower petals floating on it (hence "gold"water).
this term may also be used when at sunset, the last of the sun's rays are reflected on the water, making it seem like liquid gold.
"theres a goldwater running through this wood"
"the goldwater looks so beautiful tonight"
goldwater by Rahael June 1, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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