What happens when anything Ben Goldwasser related occurs.
Friend: OMG I LOVE ANDREW VANWYNGARDEN SO MUCH!!!! I'm VanWyngasm
ing so much!
You: Yeah, he's pretty sexy, but I just can't get over Beno. Every time I see a Ben Goldwasser picture, I TOTALLY have a complete Goldwasm.
Friend: Wow, that sounds really hot.