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Golden Dog Tags

"Golden Dog Tags" are a less than commonly used term in the United States Armed forces, to describe one who has Fornicated with a member of every branch of service including their own. Masterbation does not count. The reason it is "less than commonly used" term, is due to the difficulty to get the opportunity for intercourse with other services.
Steven: bro do you remember that navy chick I watched a movie with lastnight?.. Fucked her right in the pussy. Guess who has their golden dog tags?..

Kyle: ew dude she was fat as fuck.

Steven: still counts pussy.
Golden Dog Tags by Pusslicka22 October 21, 2014

fat golden dog 

my overweight golden retriver.
i have a fat golden dog.
fat golden dog by laughmaker5000 September 23, 2019

Hot Dog down the Golden Gate Bridge 

A man trying to have sex with an R.N.
Having sex with an R.N. is like, well, you might as well be the Golden Gate Bridge. It wont make it, that is, a hot dog down the Golden gate Bridge.

golden doggy 

When you are spending the afternoon with yo mates and trying to kill the boredom by peeing on stray dogs
My baby daddy cannot know I golden doggyed all day with my mates
golden doggy by goujonlova January 7, 2012

Goldendoodle 

The sweetest mofo type of dog you’ll meet. A mixture of a sweet old golden retriever and a poodle, these fuckers are whatcha call Good Bois, and Good Gurls. 10/10, 100000000000% recommend y’all get one.
Goldendoodles are a good time.

goldendoodle 

A dog that is a hybred of a Golden Retriever and a Poodle (of any size).
My dog's mom is a golden and dad is a poodle, so he is a goldendoodle.
goldendoodle by Aryn July 18, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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