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Golden Dog Tags

"Golden Dog Tags" are a less than commonly used term in the United States Armed forces, to describe one who has Fornicated with a member of every branch of service including their own. Masterbation does not count. The reason it is "less than commonly used" term, is due to the difficulty to get the opportunity for intercourse with other services.
Steven: bro do you remember that navy chick I watched a movie with lastnight?.. Fucked her right in the pussy. Guess who has their golden dog tags?..

Kyle: ew dude she was fat as fuck.

Steven: still counts pussy.
Golden Dog Tags by Pusslicka22 October 21, 2014

fat golden dog 

my overweight golden retriver.
fat golden dog by laughmaker5000 September 23, 2019

Hot Dog down the Golden Gate Bridge 

A man trying to have sex with an R.N.
Having sex with an R.N. is like, well, you might as well be the Golden Gate Bridge. It wont make it, that is, a hot dog down the Golden gate Bridge.

golden doggy 

When you are spending the afternoon with yo mates and trying to kill the boredom by peeing on stray dogs
My baby daddy cannot know I golden doggyed all day with my mates
golden doggy by goujonlova January 7, 2012

Goldendoodle 

The sweetest mofo type of dog you’ll meet. A mixture of a sweet old golden retriever and a poodle, these fuckers are whatcha call Good Bois, and Good Gurls. 10/10, 100000000000% recommend y’all get one.
Goldendoodles are a good time.

goldendoodle 

A dog that is a hybred of a Golden Retriever and a Poodle (of any size).
My dog's mom is a golden and dad is a poodle, so he is a goldendoodle.
goldendoodle by Aryn July 18, 2006