Golden Pipes
(n.) A person's absolutely amazing singing voice that overtakes the listener with so much emotion that he has no choice but to cry uncontrollably or laugh hysterically.
Golden Pipes by LuciferSam1967 September 10, 2010
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The Golden Pipe
An ABSOLUTELY MAAAAARVELOUS INSTRUMENT of POWER and GENEROSITY! AFFIXED TO THE ONE TRUE LORD OF HORROR LAND!
HEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!! I HAVE COMETH TO DELIVER THE GOLDEN PIPE. THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDENNNNNNNNNN PIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE!!!! MMMMAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRVVVVVEEELLLLOUS!!!!!
The Golden Pipe by The Golden Pipe October 1, 2023
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Golden Pipeline
A man, after getting his women to stick her ass up in the air, takes a nice well calculated piss in her asshole. In some special cases the man will continue to make mustard afterwords.
Billy had a long day at work and nothing would make him more happy than making a Golden Pipeline straight to the ass of the Vietnamese girl he just met. He wanted mustard too.
Golden Pipeline by Drpun May 20, 2009
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Golden Pipe by MongoBalls June 20, 2025
Golden State Pipeline
Lee has a pee fetish but is sick of getting piss in his eyes so he had Sean use a golden state pipeline on him last night
Golden State Pipeline by Jason93088 December 19, 2008
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