Golden Minge 

Slapping golden syrup on a womans vagina

Jack comes home one night to find that his girlfriend is in bed with another man. He then got very angry and punched the man on the face knocking him out. To punish his girlfriend he got the can of golden syrup from the cupboard and plastered her vagina with it. He then shouted "GOLDEN MINGE, EWWWW ITS ALL STICKY!" And she could never eat flapjacks again.

Golden Minge by clasicatra April 22, 2009

Goldenfinger 

When a doctor has returned from the lavatory after urination and neglected to wash his hands, he proceeds to insert his finger into a patients anal cavity to commence a prostate examination. He then hums the theme tune to the similarly named James Bond film and sings the words 'Goldenfinger!' repeatedly.

Vargus: The doctor just gave me a goldenfinger!
John: Just think yourself lucky he didn't give you a goldenfist.

Goldenfinger by Goldenfinger pro November 22, 2011

goldenfingers 

In regards to male urinals, the result of pissing too close to the porceline urinal that you get pee on your hands and fingers. The "goldenfingers" is caused by the splash of the urine against the urinal.

This can also be attributed to peeing in a urinal that is too high in relation to the position of the person's crotch.

I chose the lower positioned urinal in order to avoid getting goldenfingers.

I wish they had a pee-trough rather than these urinals so I wouldn't always get goldenfingers.

goldenfingers by El Coolito December 3, 2009