Golden Fish

A saying for when an opportunity could be disregarded by someone even though it was presented at the perfect moment.

Shaun: If a Golden Fish suddenly jumps up next to you, grab the Golden Fish!

Golden Fish by Guurf June 22, 2021

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Golden Fishbowl

The art of urinating in a woman's vagina while having intercourse.

That dirty whore wasn't actin right, so I gave her a golden fishbowl!

Golden Fishbowl by Da Master Blaster! October 25, 2011

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golden fishing rod

the definition is that this is a pain to get in terraria so use heros mod or you will suffer for eternity (totally not eternity mode.) The Defined is golden fishing rod because yes.

THIS IS A PAIN TO GET. DONT EVEN TRY. define rule for dictionary is annoying. the defined of golden fishing rod is pain.

golden fishing rod by Checkmarkplayz March 1, 2023

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Goldenfish

A shit in the shower.

I had previously enjoyed a golden shower with my partner. This morning while in the shower together I decided to spice things up with a Goldenfish.

Goldenfish by WedNightClub#1 October 17, 2023

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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