Golden Balls

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The sobriquet of English football (soccer) player and fashionmonger David Beckham.
Given to him by his legion of adoring fans and endorsed by his celebrity wife Victoria ...though she is reported to favour the nickname Solidago.
Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, is thought to use yet another name.... presently undisclosed....

"No!! Twerp Head Rooney ...I didn't mean you... I meant Golden Balls Beckham .... Oh sorry Signor Capellet ..sometimes I can't tell my arse from my elbow."

Golden Balls swerved the ball from the free-kick with his usual aplomb,scoring the winning goal for LA Galapagos in the final seconds of the game.

Golden Balls by walterfromedenfield September 10, 2010

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Golden ice balls

Fireball, rumplemints, and goldschalger. No fire and ice for chewsky!!!!!

Can I get a golden ice balls? NO CHEWSKY!!!

Golden ice balls by Chewsky September 2, 2022

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Golden ball

The word for testicles from Japanese word kintama.

Oh, my golden balls are shivering.

Lick my golden balls.

Golden ball by Hannya April 4, 2016

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Golden Ball Syndrome

When a man believes that he is in complete control of his child or children along with their mother. He will continue this belief rather he is in a relationship with the child’s mother or not. Often using the child for their own gain. A female version of this syndrome would be Golden Uterus Syndrome.

Golden ball syndrome: “I can do whatever I want regardless of any opinion or court order”

Golden Ball Syndrome by Island_Girl98 January 29, 2022

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Golden Blue Ball

When a person, usually a guy, comes over a females house and proceeds to pleasure her. Then in return the female tells him he has to go, without pleasuring him back. This can also be called the Epic Blue Ball

"Yeah I ate her out last night"

"Then did she blow you?"

"... No. She gave me the golden blue ball and kicked me out"

"Please give me your man card right away"

Golden Blue Ball by 69 vs missionary March 21, 2010

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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