Goldcord
Goldcord by RetardedMfStormy October 12, 2021
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goldbording
A combination of a banned enhanced interrogation technique and the very specific fetish of having a paid sex worker urinate upon you.
Goldboarding occurs when the paid sex worker restrains the "John" and then places their used underwear upon the "John's" face. The sex worker then proceeds to urinate upon the "John's" face as though he was being waterboarded.
Goldboarding occurs when the paid sex worker restrains the "John" and then places their used underwear upon the "John's" face. The sex worker then proceeds to urinate upon the "John's" face as though he was being waterboarded.
Aaron: "Where did you go last night? And what is that smell?"
Adam: "So... Remember that bet I won last night? Yeah, I got a great goldbording session out of that."
Adam: "So... Remember that bet I won last night? Yeah, I got a great goldbording session out of that."
goldbording by DirtyinDC December 20, 2017
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