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A person who is always late to every occasion and a very insecure and blurry person. However, he is a down to earth person who is kind and generous.
“He is such a Gokkul…”
Gokkul by Surif November 22, 2021
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The most powerful being in the universe. He was present before time itself and defies all laws of reality. He can pass through multiple dimensions and warp space and time to his bidding. Gokul is present within this current world, masquerading as a weak mortal. No one knows what his true intentions are, as it remains a mystery to know what he will do in the future. Mess with Gokul and you mess with death itself, perhaps even more powerful. Gokul can create multiple realities and can fuse multiple time slices together, as he is in the past, present and future. There has been speculation of a clan that knows and has seen Gokul's true mortal body, and aims to follow his path and observe him throughout their lives. They are known as the Gokulites, faithful followers that aim to learn about the true origin of the world and his rivalry between Balance itself, known as the Yiyang.
"Have you given your offerings to Lord Gokul"
"Yes I have, I am not a fool that engages in the bickering of mortals, I have better things to do."
"Very good, now let us bow down to Gokul"
Gokul by Gokulite#1 May 25, 2019
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Gokkun (go-kun)- Swallowing and or ingesting copious amounts of semen by either a man or a woman.
10 guys shot their loads into this chicks mouth and she swallowed every drop. The Japanese call it Gokkun.
Gokkun by Kirakasa October 9, 2008

gonkulator 

A gadget that serves no particular purpose except demonstrating the geekiness of the owner.
Someone else: So what's that thing sitting on your desk?
Me: It's a gonkulator, duh.
gonkulator by quasi February 7, 2004

gonkulator 

1. A pretentious piece of equipment that serves no practical purpose, originated from TV show "Hogan's Heroes".

2. (DOD FX13 Gonkulator Modulator) An effect pedal for electric guitar.
Nothing to type, nothing to say, and this gonkulator is super fucking gay.
gonkulator by Leprotic Pate March 6, 2004
Gokul name suggest that he is a brave boy . He like to make friendship with many people. His behavior is friendly. His best friend name usually starts with A.

He is romantic. He falls in trap very fastly. He can keep his friends active by his joke. GOKUl name suggest he is going to be a successful Photographer.
Sexual act in which a woman (or man) drinks the semen of a large group of men, all at once. Gokkum is often performed by having 30-100 men ejaculate in a container, following which the woman drinks the entire amount of liquid without pausing. Differs from "bukkake" in that the semen is swallowed rather than ejaculated on the woman's face/body. In gokkum, the woman remains relatively clean and dry.
We're going to have like 70 guys at this thing, because this freak wants to do gokkum. Yeah, she's a total cumslut and wants to drink a pint!
gokkum by Mr Marcus January 3, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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