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Goesintighter 

uttered after second sneeze as a play on the German expression "Gesundheit", suggests said sneeze would cause heightened sexual satisfaction through increased vaginal contraction.
"aa-choo!!"

"Gesundheit"

"aa-choo!!"

"Goesintighter"
Goesintighter by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
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goesintight 

what you say after a chick deep throats you and is having a coughing fit
hack, cough, sputter...

Aww, goesintight!
goesintight by cilicat February 13, 2010
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goesintight 

The atheist version of "god bless you" when a sneeze occurs. Rhymes with Gesundheit but makes more sense.
"AHHH CHOOO"
Everyone else: "god bless you".
The intelligent atheist: "goesintight".
goesintight by nogod January 13, 2008

goesintight 

(verb) goes-<b>in</b>-tite: mock translation of German phase habitually repeated after someone sneezes.
AIM:
SexyHottie694u: Oh gosh, I just sneezed
StudMale4u2nite: goesintight
SexyHottie694u:...
StudMale4u2nite: i don't know how to spell it in german, it means 'god bless you' or something like that
SexyHottie694u: oh you are so sweet, thank you, lets make babies
goesintight by Phillydrifter January 5, 2008

goesintight 

The atheist version of "god bless you" when a sneeze occurs.
"AHHH CHOOO"
Everyone else: "god bless you".
The intelligent atheist: "goesintight".
goesintight by nogod February 28, 2008
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