Geffle

A Geffle, or Geffle-Geefton, is a large and primarily obstinate person lacking certain Cleffs or Cloofs. For example, a Geffle will usually be accompanied by another similar characteristic, such as a Teefy (or Toofy) disposition. This thus labels the person generally a Sqweef, Skoof or, in exceptional cases, a Skeng/Leng-Man.

"Give us a go on your new Casio timepiece Bernard"

"Excuse me Englebert but since when did you become such a teefing toofing Geffle-Geefton?"

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"I am rather looking foward to devouring some sweet punani and swallowing some Teefy Squeefs tonight"

"Give over, you get less Squeef than an average Toofing-Teefington you generic Geffle Goof"

Geffle by John Pilkington August 1, 2007

Gufflefuck 

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.

Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.


I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.

Gufflefuck by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009

Geffend

An idiot of the first degree.

'Citing!

Person 1 runs into a tree repeatedly for an hour.

Person 2 points and says "What a geffend!"

Geffend by diskodoll March 19, 2007

Giffle 

When you are shown something funny on a phone, but it’s not that funny and you’re trying to be nice.. so you “huhuh” chuckle?

Friend: shows his buddy a KeKe dance video

Other friend: “huh-huh”

Friend: “Did you just giffle me?”

Giffle by Peckmic2 July 29, 2018

gaffle 

to steal

Crackhead bitch gaffled my wallet while I was in the bathroom.

gaffle by Loremaster September 17, 2002

Gerflekteflugen 

A form of farewell; literally means goodbye.

Used primarily online.

Talk to you soon, gerflekteflugen!

Gerflekteflugen by Jax October 28, 2004

Gaffled 

being taken advantage of, tricked, bamboozled, swindled, or basically just fucked with purposefully

Damn dude you got gaffled at the club when you spent $50 to get in and I spent $20.

That punk gaffled me out of 20 dollars.

Uncle Sam gaffles me everytime I have to pay my taxes.

Gaffled by Nom de plume October 27, 2004