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God dam (noun): usually someone, sometimes something, which blocks the creational flow of God.
a blasphemer that calls themselves God.
a schizophrenic who thinks they have God like powers. thinks they have created something with God like powers.
someone who critisizes Gods plan, constantly analyzes God, or even forces their own interpretation of God on another human being, animal, or plant.

: an idea that causes you to doubt in, or attempt to block, the almighty, fluid, and ever-present, passing, creating, and manifesting powers of God.


man #1: "how am i apart of Gods plan?"(God dam)

man #2 "shut up.."

...........
girl #1: "i can make it rain"
girl #2: " i wonder if i can make it rain too?!"(situation is a 'God dam')
...........
Destiny/fate(is an idea which, by nature, is a God dam)
God dam by asianlady October 20, 2008
Words you can keep

god dam it 

god dam it by ben archer October 2, 2003

"God Dam Mothera Fuckin Sonsa Bitches 

A series of swear words when 1 isn't enough to describe the anger or fustration ones feels
"God Dam Mothera Fuckin Sonsa Bitches ate all the dounuts!"

God dammit Krupa! 

Phrase used when your friend just simply ruins everything. Often.
Krupa: *Runs out of elevator drunk and screaming. Gets caught by RA and gets herself and her friend written up.*
Friend: "GOD DAMMIT KRUPA!"

NO YOU GOD DAMNED LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT

NO YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO. THAT'S FUCKIN UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU EVER TOUCH THAT KID AGAIN, IM GONNA PULL OUT A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN, AND BLOW OUT YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LIL WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP
no you god damned little piece of punk ass shit. no. No.

Damn you. God damn you all to hell 

To express a great anger especially when you find the statue of liberties arm and torch half buried in a desert in the future where the planet is ruled by apes.
Planet of the apes : "We finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you. God damn you all to hell."

God damn it Nappa! 

What you say when "God damn it" just doesn't suffice-- you need to damn it even harder. First used by Vegeta in Team Four Star's Dragon Ball Z Abridged, it has come to be commonly used to express one's inner torment.
"Oh God damn it Nappa! that's disgusting!"

"Oh God damn it Nappa, no one is going to get that."

"God damn it Nappa"

"But that's impossible-- my transmitter was off the entire time! Whose transmitter could have been . . .

. . . God damn it Nappaaa!!!!!!!"
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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