God Rod 

By definition, a penis so large that when seen it leads one to believe the person it is attached to must be a deity.

Techsmith just HAD to show everyone he had a God Rod.

God Rod by Labat April 24, 2023

God Rod 

A particularly large penis.

Specifically over 8 inches.

Damn. Devin has a god rod, it sure as hell went pretty far up there.

God Rod by The tears of August 26, 2017

God's Rod 

1- Take a tumbler and pint sized glass from the shelf

2- Go to the refrigerator and fill the pint glass with ice

3- Add 2 parts whiskey, 1 part peach schnapps and 1 part amaretto to the pint glass

4- Cover the top of the pint glass with the tumbler and then shake gingerly for a few seconds

5- Strain the contents into the tumbler glass (you can put some ice in the tumbler glass as well if you prefer)

6- Drink and repeat

Tom: "Hey I heard Fred had one too many God's Rods last night"

Jerry: "Yeah he suddenly started blaming poverty, world hunger, and The Inquisition on the Blacks, Jews, and Homosexuals"

Tom: "Wow, he really thought he was God's Rod"

Jerry: "YEP"

God's Rod by rypring April 23, 2010

Rod God 

The divine entity of a guy whose name happens to be Rodney. Also can be referred to as Godney.

Guy 1: Hey is that Rodney?
Guy 2: What? No, that's the all powerful Rod God.

Rod God by Rodgod11 December 21, 2020

Your God likes the rod 

The highest level of the big gay possible

Billy: Your family tree LGBT.
Tom: No, your God likes the rod!

*Billy's skeleton turns to Ash as he burst into flame, letting out screeches from the hell demons coming to take him to satan himself*

Your God likes the rod by Gaycreator March 28, 2018

rod of God

In the book of Exodus in the bible, God gives Moses several tricks in order to pursuade the Israelites that God was on their side. Prior to the 10 plagues, God gave Moses the ability to make the Nile red when he poured it on land, to make his hand leprous when he took it out of his cloak, and to turn a snake into a staff. The staff became known as the rod of God.

The rod of God worked like a kick-stand.

rod of God by william joseph hemmington December 24, 2004

rods from god 

rods from god (n) - used to describe a first strike offensive weapon 20 feet in length and 1 foot in diameter tungsten rods dropped from an orbital bomber, which strike the target travelling at 36,000 miles per hour (about mach 15). They generally carry no explosives, their sheer kinetic force is more than enough to penetrate the deepest bunker and completely annihilate anything it strikes.

"They think they're safe in their bunker but wait until a HIMEOBS operative drops some rods from god on them from an orbital bomber."

rods from god by Commander Guinea August 11, 2006