By definition, a penis so large that when seen it leads one to believe the person it is attached to must be a deity.
Techsmith just HAD to show everyone he had a God Rod.
by Labat April 24, 2023
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A particularly large penis.

Specifically over 8 inches.
Damn. Devin has a god rod, it sure as hell went pretty far up there.
by The tears of August 26, 2017
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1- Take a tumbler and pint sized glass from the shelf

2- Go to the refrigerator and fill the pint glass with ice

3- Add 2 parts whiskey, 1 part peach schnapps and 1 part amaretto to the pint glass

4- Cover the top of the pint glass with the tumbler and then shake gingerly for a few seconds

5- Strain the contents into the tumbler glass (you can put some ice in the tumbler glass as well if you prefer)

6- Drink and repeat
Tom: "Hey I heard Fred had one too many God's Rods last night"

Jerry: "Yeah he suddenly started blaming poverty, world hunger, and The Inquisition on the Blacks, Jews, and Homosexuals"

Tom: "Wow, he really thought he was God's Rod"

Jerry: "YEP"
by rypring April 23, 2010
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Billy: Your family tree LGBT.
Tom: No, your God likes the rod!

*Billy's skeleton turns to Ash as he burst into flame, letting out screeches from the hell demons coming to take him to satan himself*
by Gaycreator March 27, 2018
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The divine entity of a guy whose name happens to be Rodney. Also can be referred to as Godney.
Guy 1: Hey is that Rodney?
Guy 2: What? No, that's the all powerful Rod God.
by Rodgod11 December 21, 2020
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