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God Rocket 

When god whips out his big ugly penis that had a errection and smites the people of earth
Will opened wide when he saw the god rocket
God Rocket by RocketRFGT December 31, 2014

God rocker 

A super-Christian. The one that knows every bible verse, every story, every answer to any bible related question. They may or may not have friends outside of their church/youth groups, and it is often thought that they don't. They often are quite evangelical to people, and will shout "Jesus loves you!" from their cars to people in the streets. They are insanely annoying, even to other Christians.
God rocker - "Hey! Jesus loves you! John 3:16!"
Atheist - "Wow, what a God rocker..."
God rocker by dan.s October 7, 2008

godpocket 

The godpocket is the butthole, the anus, the chocolate star.
A: "You've got a really nice godpocket."

B: "Gee, thanks."
godpocket by beefsteakjane January 27, 2019