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God Damn't

When something seems bad and you're about to say god dammit but it actually turns out good.
Patient: What's my diagnosis?
Doctor: Cancer.
Patient: God Damn-
Doctor: But that means your pp will always be big and have a boner!
Patient: God Damn't!
God Damn't by Smallus Penus May 20, 2020
Words you can keep

re-god-damn-tarded 

When something or someone goes beyond being retarded.
"Like, did you just hear what Adam said?"

"Yeah, that kid is so re-god-damn-tarded!"
re-god-damn-tarded by Katlyn P June 13, 2007

God damn mf twerp 

Mac daddy do be texting 15 girls “hey”

He do be such a god damn mf twerp
God damn mf twerp by Bush1623 April 21, 2021

Damn you. God damn you all to hell 

To express a great anger especially when you find the statue of liberties arm and torch half buried in a desert in the future where the planet is ruled by apes.
Planet of the apes : "We finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you. God damn you all to hell."

God damn it all to hell 

1. a phrase used when in complete despair (getting hurt, getting your car stolen, etc.)

2. God damning each and every creature to hell
1. Goddamn it all to hell, i'm being court martialed and i barely became a corporal

2. May God Damn it ALL to hell!

the best god damn country in the entire world 

I live in the best god damn country in the entire world

close the god damn door 

A common Panic at the disco phrase to show that you need to close the door. It was a lyric In one of Panic!s songs
Hey buddy CLOSE THE GOD DAMN DOOR.
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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