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God Damn't

When something seems bad and you're about to say god dammit but it actually turns out good.
Patient: What's my diagnosis?
Doctor: Cancer.
Patient: God Damn-
Doctor: But that means your pp will always be big and have a boner!
Patient: God Damn't!
God Damn't by Smallus Penus May 20, 2020
Words you can keep

re-god-damn-tarded 

When something or someone goes beyond being retarded.
"Like, did you just hear what Adam said?"

"Yeah, that kid is so re-god-damn-tarded!"
re-god-damn-tarded by Katlyn P June 13, 2007

God damn mf twerp 

Mac daddy do be texting 15 girls “hey”

He do be such a god damn mf twerp
God damn mf twerp by Bush1623 April 21, 2021

Damn you. God damn you all to hell 

To express a great anger especially when you find the statue of liberties arm and torch half buried in a desert in the future where the planet is ruled by apes.
Planet of the apes : "We finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you. God damn you all to hell."

God damn it all to hell 

1. a phrase used when in complete despair (getting hurt, getting your car stolen, etc.)

2. God damning each and every creature to hell
1. Goddamn it all to hell, i'm being court martialed and i barely became a corporal

2. May God Damn it ALL to hell!

the best god damn country in the entire world 

the United States of America
I live in the best god damn country in the entire world

close the god damn door 

A common Panic at the disco phrase to show that you need to close the door. It was a lyric In one of Panic!s songs
Hey buddy CLOSE THE GOD DAMN DOOR.
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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