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the act of taking a splintering toothpick and shoving it into your urethra and taking it out usually resulting in splinters inside your urethra. usually associated with "Sounding" and "Masochism".

Gockle Gockling Gockled

jimmy was gockling with a super splintery toothpick.
jerry gockled his cock too with a toothpick

Gockling by coneobono January 26, 2025

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Gonkling

a slur or contemptuous term for a baby goose

This one angry ass gonker gave birth to a million fucking gonklings and now there is shit all over campus.

Gonkling by ninthhorizon June 19, 2018

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Gocking

Rocking out to game music.

Dude i just saw bryony Gocking to some kingdom hearts theme!

Gocking by YAW MUMMA! October 13, 2009

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Gockeling

Someone who overly makes a sound or word in a period of time

Hey! Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Stop talking and listen! Hey!

Ok ok! Stop gockeling and tell me what you want

Gockeling by TheMysteriousMan November 20, 2015

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Gocking

Fucking someone until they see God and/or Heaven

Person 1: Damn! That girl is fine as fuck!
Person 2: For real! I'm going to be up gocking her all night!

Gocking by moonandthestars January 28, 2022

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Gorkling

Gargling another persons feces, pee and cum

make me gorkling

Gorkling by Seegam May 7, 2024

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Jaurd Gocking

Can be used for homosexual sex or masturbation.

“Yo, do you wanna have some jaurd gocking with me tonight, homie?”

Jaurd Gocking by AllenLead September 29, 2025

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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