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Gonkling 

a slur or contemptuous term for a baby goose
This one angry ass gonker gave birth to a million fucking gonklings and now there is shit all over campus.
Gonkling by ninthhorizon June 19, 2018
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Listening to music and playing an imaginary musical instrument, guitar, drums, saxophone etc. in an over enthusiastic manor at an imaginary live gig.
When the guitar solo started I got up and started gonking
gonking by Fluffy Titch November 25, 2017
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Gargling another persons feces, pee and cum
make me gorkling
Gorkling by Seegam May 7, 2024

Genkling 

The act of going down on someone with dentures.
"Ready for tonight's genkling sesh, Ruth?"
Genkling by DiscordKittenMew May 9, 2024

genkling 

whenever a woman performs oral sex on a man with dentures on
"dude, my wife loves genkling me every night. not gonna lie, i love it too."

"i think tonight may be a genkle night. awww yeah"
genkling by mimimumu May 9, 2024

gonelingual 

When a multilingual person forgot a what a term called in every language the person is capable.
A: Hey what it is called when there is a steep rock at the edge of the sea?
B: Oh, its a... Wait, I forgot what it is in english
A: Then what it is in other language japanese? let me google it
B: Uhm... Oh shit, I forgot that too.
A: Man, you're ain't a bilingual, you're a gonelingual.
gonelingual by Gacha Slave October 31, 2024

Gockling 

the act of taking a splintering toothpick and shoving it into your urethra and taking it out usually resulting in splinters inside your urethra. usually associated with "Sounding" and "Masochism".

Gockle Gockling Gockled
jimmy was gockling with a super splintery toothpick.
jerry gockled his cock too with a toothpick
Gockling by coneobono January 26, 2025
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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