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Gobblinon 

gobblinon my balls
A: did you hear about the island of gobblinon

B: what

A: gobblinon my balls Ha Goteem
Gobblinon by cobo23 April 24, 2023
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El Goblino 

A mythical creature thought to be dwelling in the depth of the basement of Chance "Soda poppin" Morris. The creature is depicted as a being with a humanoid structure walking on all fours with an arched back. He will always attack from behind when you least expect it.
Oh. My. God. What. Is. That. Behind. you. ITS EL GOBLINO EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! 7777777777777777777777777777777777 LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 2_?
El Goblino by high-def July 26, 2019

Gobbledonging 

Gobbledonging is when you and a partner are having sexual intercourse and you start making noises like a turkey.
"Last night, me and Kim got it on and she was gobbledonging all night long."

Cock Gobbling 

People who suck major cock good and hard and usually cock gobbling is followed by cum guzzling
You see that new girl? I heard shes a major cock gobbler

I heard your mom is great at cock gobbling
Cock Gobbling by Josh & Devante` January 18, 2009

Goblingon 

Goblingon is a word that is supposed to sound like the phrase gobbling on. It was popularized by a streamer named Druttut.
Person 1: Do you know Goblingon?
Person 2: What is Goblingon?
Person 1: I don't know but you are Goblingon (gobbling on) deez nuts!
Goblingon by Arrayy November 19, 2021

Gobblin' Pussy 

A very loose and ugly pussy with turkey like features.
"Your gobblin' pussy swallowed me whole"

THIS IN NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM IS IT A COMPLIMENT.
Gobblin' Pussy by TacoPuss69 April 7, 2020

knob gobblin 

one who enjoys fellatio
That chick is a little knob gobblin!
She likes the taste!
knob gobblin by el jefe November 25, 2003
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