Goat Noises

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An oral imitation of a goat or sheep's bleat followed by an extremely loud obscenity or expression. This is best characterized qualitatively by rapidly articulating a monotone. For the greatest desired effect, execute in a quiet area where the noise maker can remain anonymous yet achieve the desired effect: i.e. a dark auditorium or movie theater. Cursing in said situations is optional.

"Meh-eh-eh-eh... FUCK"
"For the love of monkey teats! Who the gay is making Goat Noises?!"

Goat Noises by GoatNoise September 18, 2009

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goat noise

The same as calling something bullshit.

Fuck that goat noise! That sounds like a bunch of goat noise!

goat noise by Danbot1 June 15, 2018

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Goatnoise

1) The sound a goat makes.
2) Nonsencical or meaningless.

"That goat just made a goatnoise!"
"This definition is goatnoise!"

Goatnoise by Dinshu January 8, 2009

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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