Goat Chokers

Menthol cigarettes

Hey, man. Got a smoke?
Yeah, I got Newports.
Oh, nevermind. Too strong. I cant smoke those goat chokers.

Goat Chokers by ballsmahony January 5, 2013

goat choker 

A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.

person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*

goat choker by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015

Goat choker 

A single menthol cigarette

Yo bro you got a goat choker

Goat choker by American misfit April 3, 2022

goatchoker 

the act of gripping your purple headed warrior so hard he burps blood out of his mushroom cap.

Steamboat Willy sat in the engine room of the boat because he's a filthy goatchoker. He didn't want the other boys and girls to see him wacking his billy club with a cockring and peacock feathers.

goatchoker by Sally mae March 6, 2003