Oh, she is a babe and it's cool she likes you, but the minute you tell her you have herpies, that's all gonna go south pretty damn quick. Or did you smell that clam, it's gone south.
An expression that means melting and can be applied to things that melt in normal heat, such as ice cream and chocolate.
Torch: Uh oh the car broke down. I'll go fix it.
Slash: Well, you'd better hurry. The ice cream will go south, and vanilla on your porno mags don't make those models more delicious.
An abridged quote from Miss Piggy when she was going to hit Kermit the Frog. "Open Thy Mouth, Fist Go South"!
Used when someone's about to get smacked or beaten.
BJ...."I told you to buy the wireless printer, dillhole".
Bubba...."First off, if I listened to you every time you told me to spend extra money on something I'd be fuckin broke now. Second, the last time I listened to you I bought more 17 times more shit than I needed."
BJ...."Yeup, now all you have to do is buy a wireless printer".
One day I was in the check out Q at an Home Depot in Atlanta and some lady cut in front of me and she yelled at me as I said to her "Move it, I was here first" - She said "The checkout girl called me first - if you don't like it Go Down South.
To lick another person's butthole. It's like going down, but further, uh, south.
That chick didn't just go down on me, she started to go down south. At first I freaked. But then, man, I let her lick my butthole like it was a popsicle.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.