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Go Guardian 

A tool that teachers use as carelessly as when a kid finds a Panzerkampfwagon IV tank.
That stupid teacher used the Go Guardian on me.
Go Guardian by GarfMasterGlob October 2, 2019

Go Guardian 

the stupidest piece of shit ever. any teacher who uses this is a fucking spy. When im tryna watch youtube this motherfucker shuts it down
"Go Guardian is stupid as fuck" "FR!" "GoGuardian is for teachers who fucking spy on kids"
Go Guardian by smartboi132 September 6, 2022

GoGuardian 

The crappiest piece of shit ever. Just another excuse for teachers to ruin your hopes and dreams even more. If your teachers find goguardian, smash your device.
Goguardian danger if you see it on your device, run.
GoGuardian by Bonehead5000 February 25, 2020

GoGuardian 

One of the worst fucking extensions you can ever have. Normally used in a school environment. Restricts people from random websites for no reason and is just a pain in the ass overall.
I can't read this article because GoGuardian won't let me. Fuck this shit
GoGuardian by ttricksyz May 29, 2020

goguardian 

a blocker that doesn't let you do a single thing in the internet except watch youtube videos and chat on zoom or google.
bruh, our Chromebooks are monitored by goguardian now!
goguardian by theogjesus May 30, 2020

Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) 

GoGuardian is the worst thing ever. It is spyware because it can block websites that are school appropriate, take screenshots, see your search history, spy on you through a webcam, close your tabs, and track you.

I was tracked on GoGuardian not even by a teacher but by some asshole who is there for students with special needs and I am not one of them.

FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN!
I fucking hate you for tracking me, closing my tabs, spying on me, and doing a bunch of other shit with GoGuardian. Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) is the right way to make your students happy and have a good time in schook
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