Gnomeing

Gnomeing is the act of taking garden gnomes from various houses. You must be wearing dark clothes, and it must be very very late. You may either discard the gnomes on someones lawn as a joke, or keep them; depending on your level of desperation for social interactions. Just never get caught with them.

Did you hear they got arrested for Gnomeing?

by GnomesMcGee January 26, 2011

lawn gnoming

The act of stealing lawn gnomes from people's gardens

me and my buddies went lawn gnoming last night

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

gnoming

Verb - The act of recklessly (under the influence of something illicit or mind altering) going around and stealing lawn gnomes for the sake of a collection purpose. IT is definately fun to take one of your favourite gnomes with you on vacation and take pictures of that gnome from different locations in the world and send it by postcard to the original owner.

<Dude> Yo man lets get retarded and go out on the town
<Pal> Yea man i have a great idea. Let's go gnoming and jack a garbage bag full of yard ornaments.

by Gito March 23, 2005

Gnoming

The act of driving or walking around town and posing on either people you know, or random people's lawn. When they open the door and see everyone just standing there, their reactions are priceless.

The girls at the sleep over were bored, so they decided to go gnoming at random people's houses and laugh at their reactions.

by just_a_girl77 March 3, 2011

Gnoming Squad

The team of which you go gnoming with. Usually a group of 3 to 5 lifeguards who will proceed to form a team of the best gnome stealers they know. Each squad will have a :
-team leader know as the proffesional gnomer who spots the gnome
-A driver who does not leave the car but willingly offers their car
-and 2-3 gnomers

Proffesional gnomer (PG): Do you want to be on my gnoming squad?
Boy: what's your gnoming squad?
PG: My team that will be leaving on a dangerous mission to collect as many gnomes as possible. It consists of good exercise and enormous amounts of fun!!
Boy: YES PLEASE!

by Gnomingpoolhoppers March 18, 2009

Gnoming

Performing a single or series of sexual maneuvers on a short, bearded man.

Did you hear Crystal has been gnoming Randall?
Gnoming is so on trend right now!

by N1ghtshad3 September 13, 2018

Gnoming

Hiding gnomes around a friend/ family member's house, car, or work place.

I found a hilarious garden gnome in my locker today... have you been gnoming lately?

by mkbeloved August 25, 2009