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Performing a single or series of sexual maneuvers on a short, bearded man.
Did you hear Crystal has been gnoming Randall?
Gnoming is so on trend right now!
by N1ghtshad3 September 13, 2018

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The act of masturbating to the sight of fish swimming or feeding.
"Comin out tonight?"
"Nar just bought some fish, so i'm going home to have a fishwack"
by N1ghtshad3 September 12, 2018

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When a persons bottom half is larger then the top half of their body, achieving the appearance of a human pear.
That hu-pear got back for days.
by N1ghtshad3 September 13, 2018

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The act of slapping a woman's vagina with either your hand or other flat instrument to the point of orgasm.

Also used to unlock the magic of a vaginal trout pout.
Stop fish wacking with the kitchen spatula.

I've been fish wacking all day. Now i've got a killer pout for the boys.
by N1ghtshad3 September 13, 2018

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