Gnome Ride 

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over for oral contact.

Dude, Helga is so tall, I would let her Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.

Gnome Ride by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022

Gnome Ride 

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over to make contact with there downstairs.

Dude, Helga is so tall! I want her to Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.

Gnome Ride by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022

dim gnome rider 

a mexican who sneaks around at night and gives u bj's in your sleep.usually a male and always under 4 feet tall.

guy: my dick is killin me! did u give me a bj in my sleep lass night.
girl: no i slept upstairs. you must have got hit by a dim gnome rider.

dim gnome rider by Creamy Goodness March 12, 2005

Gnomeaide 

A drink made for gnomes, by gnomes, and of Gnomes, get your gnomeaide today.

a drink made out of gnome

A drink that may be enjoyed by all.

see gnome

see gnomish

see gnomewhich

hey shibby, pass me the gnomeaide.

Gnomeaide by Zack the feind ninja August 27, 2005

gnomeriding

The act of shoving a garden gnome up your cooter.

A: Did you hear what happened last night?

B: What happened?

A: C’s girlfriend was outside gnomeriding in my yard!

B: C is really short, so I can’t blame her.

gnomeriding by .anaphid December 3, 2025