Gnome Ride
When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over for oral contact.
Gnome Ride by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022
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Gnome Ride
When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over to make contact with there downstairs.
Gnome Ride by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022
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Gnome Ride • dim gnome rider • Gnomeaide • gnomeriding • gnome • gnome dome • gnome face • gnome hunting • gnome pilled • Gnome Sayin
dim gnome rider
a mexican who sneaks around at night and gives u bj's in your sleep.usually a male and always under 4 feet tall.
guy: my dick is killin me! did u give me a bj in my sleep lass night.
girl: no i slept upstairs. you must have got hit by a dim gnome rider.
girl: no i slept upstairs. you must have got hit by a dim gnome rider.
dim gnome rider by Creamy Goodness March 12, 2005
Gnomeaide
A drink made for gnomes, by gnomes, and of Gnomes, get your gnomeaide today.
a drink made out of gnome
A drink that may be enjoyed by all.
see gnome
see gnomish
see gnomewhich
a drink made out of gnome
A drink that may be enjoyed by all.
see gnome
see gnomish
see gnomewhich
Gnomeaide by Zack the feind ninja August 27, 2005
gnomeriding
A: Did you hear what happened last night?
B: What happened?
A: C’s girlfriend was outside gnomeriding in my yard!
B: C is really short, so I can’t blame her.
B: What happened?
A: C’s girlfriend was outside gnomeriding in my yard!
B: C is really short, so I can’t blame her.
gnomeriding by .anaphid December 3, 2025
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