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Gnomicide 

I absolutely hate gnomes, I'm going to commit a gnomicide.
Gnomicide by Montenico January 15, 2020

Gnomeaggedon 

n.

1) Father of Odin.

2) A Powerful Fostfire Tzar of New Zealand mythology. Wielder of futhark laden staff who can out-drink anyone except Thor.
Gnomeaggedon is chargin his fireball!
Gnomeaggedon by Supaflyretpally January 19, 2010

gnomeicideiversary

The yearly remembrance of the life of gnomezl, tragically consumed by a strimmerzl on October 10th 2021
I can't believe it's gnomeicideiversary, feels like just yesterday gnomezl was offering you a sausage

gnomeriding

The act of shoving a garden gnome up your cooter.
A: Did you hear what happened last night?

B: What happened?

A: C’s girlfriend was outside gnomeriding in my yard!

B: C is really short, so I can’t blame her.
gnomeriding by .anaphid December 3, 2025
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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