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Gnomicide 

I absolutely hate gnomes, I'm going to commit a gnomicide.
Gnomicide by Montenico January 15, 2020

Gnomeaggedon 

n.

1) Father of Odin.

2) A Powerful Fostfire Tzar of New Zealand mythology. Wielder of futhark laden staff who can out-drink anyone except Thor.
Gnomeaggedon is chargin his fireball!
Gnomeaggedon by Supaflyretpally January 19, 2010

gnomeicideiversary

The yearly remembrance of the life of gnomezl, tragically consumed by a strimmerzl on October 10th 2021
I can't believe it's gnomeicideiversary, feels like just yesterday gnomezl was offering you a sausage

gnomeriding

The act of shoving a garden gnome up your cooter.
A: Did you hear what happened last night?

B: What happened?

A: C’s girlfriend was outside gnomeriding in my yard!

B: C is really short, so I can’t blame her.
gnomeriding by .anaphid December 3, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022