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Gnorts, Mr. Alien 

Man 1 : Hey dude, check it out!

*Man 1 hands Man 2 a piece of paper*
Man 2: Huh, I never knew that " Neil Armstrong "spelled backwards was " Gnorts, Mr. Alien"
Man 1: Did we send him to the moon, or did we send him BACK to the moon?
Man 2: You're a fucking dumb-ass, Steve.
Gnorts, Mr. Alien by Magnum47 November 5, 2017
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Gnolt gnostic gnot Gnosticism gnoted Gnoll Gnoot Gnostician Gnoticer gbolt
In the song Welcome to the Black parade it starts off with a gnote. That gnote is very triggering to all emos.
Wow, I was just gnoted with no warning!
gnoted by PastelGraceffa July 3, 2017

Gnosticism 

An ancient religious movement that evolved out of nascent Jewish and Christian sects in the late 1st century A.D. Gnosticism is a very subversive set of ideas, and it's distantly related to other Abrahamic mystical traditions like Kabbalah, but was suppressed by the early orthodox Christians and Jews as a perversion of their beliefs.

Basically, Gnostics read the first chapters of Genesis in a very different way than is traditional, seeing the serpent that tempted Adam and Eve as good and viewing the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil as humanities first step into consciousness.

Because of this, Gnosticism posits that the god of the Hebrew Bible, Yahweh, is actually an evil bastard child of the lowest aeon called Sophia (Greek for "Wisdom") who disobeyed the higher aeons and fell from grace.

Gnostic cosmogonies are complex and convoluted and very diverse across different movements, but a basic description of it would be that basically Yahweh and his archons (Greek for "rulers") created the physical world and rule over it, trapping our souls within it to keep us from the light world, the world which is ruled by the aeons and a Supreme God who is fundamentally good and who possesses both masculine and feminine hypostases.

Many Gnostics believe this good God is the God of the New Testament and they generally regard Jesus as a savior who came into the world to rescue a fallen Sophia and bring humanity back into the light world through knowledge.
Person 1: Wow! Did you hear about the discovery of the Nag Hammadi library?

Person 2: No, what does it contain?
Person 1: It contains a bunch of ancient books from Gnosticism!
Gnosticism by wugugugug September 13, 2020

grolton and hovris 

fictional plastecine-based tv show inspired by wallace and gromit set in the universe of the dont hug me im scared television show.
mainly shown as a comedic interlude in the show.
*yellow guy watching grolton and hovris*
yellow guy: hey... hey hey... grolton is the dog

goltling 

The act of kissing someone's ass while simultaneously performing a reach-around hand job on the recipient.
John was so determined to get the sale that he resorted to goltling to please the customer.
goltling by munkee_5 June 28, 2012

gnostlet 

Derogatory term for someone obsessed with, intrigued by, studying, or otherwise following the teachings of gnosticism, gnosis, esotericism, or other forms of occult knowledge.
Gnostlets need to cope
gnostlet by John Mama April 3, 2020