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Kind welches noch nicht existiert, welches man auf "humoristische! Art und Weise betitelt.
Haha, überleg mal einfach Gniesbert
Schatz, ich glaube ich bekomme einen Gniesbert
Entweder bin ich fett oder Gniesbert...
Gniesbert by gnieslerson67 March 6, 2026
Urban Dictionary Merch
A very nice good looking intelligent guy you want to drink beer with.
Hey, who is that good looking fellow? That is Gijsbert.
Gijsbert by sfeeer June 24, 2011
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Gisbert is a noble crazy smartass who thinks he knows it all and when he doesnt, he feels helpless. He has still a lot to learn and he is willing to. He is curious by nature and a very loyal friend. People love Gisbert for his bad jokes and his abilty to make one laugh their ass off. Also, you can talk to him about anything. He´s a great listener who gives people the comfort they need and you can discuss history, science fiction, music and politics (just to name a few topics he likes) all night long with this one, he will never get tired. He is kind, has a great heart and is a cute sub. You can always go Pferde stehlen with this guy. He a good one!
Gisbert, what are you doing?
Has anyone seen Gisbert?
Gisbert is throwing up in the sink, how nice of him to not trash the living room.
Gisbert by 666111666 November 21, 2021
The most beautiful soul you'll ever find.You can lose yourself in those big brown eyes. He's your friend, your rock , your life. Embrace him and you'll have Heaven.Gisbert is the one.
The most beautiful soul you'll ever find.You can lose yourself in those big brown eyes. He's your friend, your rock , your life. Embrace him and you'll have Heaven.Gisbert is the one.
Gisbert by Diana.a7s November 22, 2021
Gisbert is a very unique guy. He is the lift of the party where ever he goes. He is very loyal and will be there when you need him.

He loves to be in fashion and usually dresses well. He is a spontaneous guy who is fun to be with no mater what.
Gisbert needs to be here cause he is so much fun:
gisbert by NXTLVLJOE November 22, 2021
Whenever you see Giebert, all you can say is just 'WOW'
Giebert by Miriam and Webster November 22, 2021
A Gisbert is a Person who learns Vocabulary good and has "friends" ( when they dont have the Homework)
"Omg I dont have the Homework"
"no problem just ask Gisbert
Gisbert by Jonuko November 23, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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