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glorified lesbian 

Someone that has never been with a man before and we all know it

glarified 

To have many people glare at a person and that person becomes embarrassed.
They glarified a kid so hard he peed his pants
glarified by CorneliusXDDDDDD December 14, 2017
When someone takes something that’s conservative and makes it into something slutty. Ie: Clothing
Woah you really just slutified that top there kinda loving it!
Slutified by Ihavesexalot April 29, 2019

Glorified Acquaintance 

An individual you used to be friends with, but have since then fallen out with, resulting in a stranger that you know really well.
Since my best friend, Jane, stabbed me in the back, we've become glorified acquaintances.

grucified 

used to describe a very handsome and sexy individual, who is also very good at wii sports.
"he is so handsome, and so good at wii sports"
"he must be a grucified"
grucified by hibiscous May 15, 2021

Glorified Guitar Hero Player 

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.
I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.