Glunge

A word coined by world-famous Karl Pilkington to describe a sludge-like substance.

I am up to my waist in glunge.

by addnathan February 26, 2010

Glunge

A gushing clunge; a vagina that has been so satisfied it literally gushes with ejaculational fluids.

Roy: "mate I was with this bird last night"
Chuck: "was she quite the fitty?"
Roy: "indeed! She had quite the glunge by the end of the night!"

Barry: "I should have used some goggles for that glunge, bloody hell!"

Frank: "I could have drowned in that glunge."

by Grisby May 2, 2014

glung

Onomatopoeia for chugging a beer, for example, to "glung" a beer as opposed to chugging a beer. can also refer to the beer it's self, as, "glungers".

let's go to that party and glung a few beers.

pass me another glunger.

by Steveö August 1, 2005

glunge

A neologism created to describe a fashion movement seen as a combination of glamour and grunge. Associated with designer Rick Owens.

Shredded jeans and sweaters which cost upwards of $200 must be aspiring to be glunge.

by R Middleton February 11, 2006

Glunging

The act of clenching and unclenching your sphincter while having meaty swamp ass.

Yo Brandon, my meaty swamp ass is glunging. Where’s the toilet?

by Robert Buttcrunch February 11, 2021

Glunged

When You Nut and Shit at the same same time.
More often than not the pee-pee milk slips onto your anus creating Shloob Juice.
This occurs when you orgasm whilst doing a handstand and pointing your penis towards the ceiling in an attempt to impregnate yourself.

Rob: Bruh, I was tryna get pregged and i accidentally go Glunged.
Seb: Whoa, you mean the forbidden act?...
Rob: oWo

by Big old nutter butter May 29, 2018

Glunge

Catching a bird, gutting it, fill it up with jizz, and then eat it.

Yo bro, I can’t wait to glunge again! I got all the guys going in on it tonight

by Jacob roads March 28, 2024