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A word coined by world-famous Karl Pilkington to describe a sludge-like substance.
I am up to my waist in glunge.
Glunge by addnathan February 26, 2010
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A gushing clunge; a vagina that has been so satisfied it literally gushes with ejaculational fluids.
Roy: "mate I was with this bird last night"
Chuck: "was she quite the fitty?"
Roy: "indeed! She had quite the glunge by the end of the night!"

Barry: "I should have used some goggles for that glunge, bloody hell!"

Frank: "I could have drowned in that glunge."
Glunge by Grisby May 2, 2014
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A neologism created to describe a fashion movement seen as a combination of glamour and grunge. Associated with designer Rick Owens.
Shredded jeans and sweaters which cost upwards of $200 must be aspiring to be glunge.
glunge by R Middleton February 11, 2006
Catching a bird, gutting it, fill it up with jizz, and then eat it.
Yo bro, I can’t wait to glunge again! I got all the guys going in on it tonight
Glunge by Jacob roads March 28, 2024
Word used to describe the syrupy sweet e-mails that are mass-mailed to unwilling participants. Usually involve, puppies, kitties, children with disabilities, puppies and kitties with disabilities, and Jesus. Generally end with, "Pass this along 2 as many ppl as u can!!!11!!1!"
I wish Mary would stop sending me glurge.
This story is a bit glurgy, if you ask me.
glurge by NuclearMosquito August 1, 2004

nepow glungus 

A family-friendly term for an item that makes living creatures slouch.
Wow Braden, that's a nice nepow glungus you got there mind if i slouch something with it

Grunge pump 

When you're pissed off at your girlfriend, so you give her a grunge pump or two while you're f**king her.
Hey buddy why is your girlfriend walking so funny?

She pissed me off, so I gave her a couple grunge pumps last night.
Grunge pump by Funny guy 420 February 17, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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