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When You Nut and Shit at the same same time.
More often than not the pee-pee milk slips onto your anus creating Shloob Juice.
This occurs when you orgasm whilst doing a handstand and pointing your penis towards the ceiling in an attempt to impregnate yourself.
Rob: Bruh, I was tryna get pregged and i accidentally go Glunged.
Seb: Whoa, you mean the forbidden act?...
Rob: oWo
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A word coined by world-famous Karl Pilkington to describe a sludge-like substance.
I am up to my waist in glunge.
Glunge by addnathan February 26, 2010
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To have Gunge poured over your head

Normally used as a punishment or forfeit
She got gunged for losing the gameshow
gunged by PseudonymsSuck October 20, 2013
A gushing clunge; a vagina that has been so satisfied it literally gushes with ejaculational fluids.
Roy: "mate I was with this bird last night"
Chuck: "was she quite the fitty?"
Roy: "indeed! She had quite the glunge by the end of the night!"

Barry: "I should have used some goggles for that glunge, bloody hell!"

Frank: "I could have drowned in that glunge."
Glunge by Grisby May 2, 2014
Weighing you or it down. Hanging over the side.
Someone that is fat their fat gluggs over the side.
glugged by Anna GUenther May 1, 2005
glunting someone, or getting "glunted"

1. the act of making plans with a friend and not keeping them.
2. telling someone you will pick them up at a certain time and then being an hour or so late
Hey did Terry hang out with matt last night? No matt totally Glunted him.
glunted by CrispyCrabs22 May 25, 2011
A neologism created to describe a fashion movement seen as a combination of glamour and grunge. Associated with designer Rick Owens.
Shredded jeans and sweaters which cost upwards of $200 must be aspiring to be glunge.
glunge by R Middleton February 11, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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