Glowl

when you're sleeping at your friend's house and you realize that you're actually gay

OH no I just got a glowl

Glowl by Kimberly Hil November 26, 2019

Glowl

A glowl is a glow in the dark owl. The phrase can be used to describe anything that shines, that glows or that lights up in the dark. A glowl can also be used to describe an angry emotion for both animals, humans and spirits in between

example: Me: Can you see that glowl? It's looking straight at me. Friend: Oh yes, very shiny indeed!
OR
example: Me: Why are you being so glowl with me today? Friend: Oh sorry, I am in a bit of a glowl mood

Glowl by IsThatBrandon January 3, 2020

Glow in the dark 

Back in the sixties, the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States conducted experiments on captured mutants. After extracting their abilities, they were granted miraculous powers but were cursed with the condition of glowing in the dark. A simple programmer by the name of Terry Davis happened to discover their plot. Since then, he has faked his death and gone into hiding after attempting to expose the "glow in the dark cia niggers".

You know, those cia niggers sure glow in the dark

Glow in the dark by i love my wifes son January 20, 2019

Glowposting

When an agent of the FBI, ATF, NSA or any other such organization creates posts online baiting potential criminals to reveal their intentions.

I saw a post on 4chan asking what kind of gun is best for a school shooting. The ATF must be glowposting to see whose dog to shoot.

Glowposting by Blessedbelly December 10, 2018

Glows in the dark 

Someone who presents red flags or shows suspicious signs that they are some sort of spy, saboteur, propagandist, astroturfer/astroturder, some other type of undercover agent/operative, or are flying a false flag.

I don't trust that guy, he glows in the dark AF.

Glows in the dark by DVMO July 27, 2019

Glow in the dark 

Someone who throws up red flags or shows suspicious signs that they are some sort of spy, saboteur, propagandist, astroturfer/astroturder, some other type of undercover agent/operative, or are flying a false flag.

I don't trust those guys, they glow in the dark.

Glow in the dark by DVMO July 27, 2019

Glow in the dark 

People who work for the CIA.

"Glow in the dark CIA Niggers" - Terry A. Davis.

Glow in the dark by BigCunge November 14, 2019