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Glodfish is not a mistaken spelling for the word Gold Fish. Glodfish is a god, he will fuck your bitch at a moments notice. He doesn't fuck around, he goes 0-100 real quick. He is the best at everything. Video games, Sports, looking fresh, and lets not forget fucking your bitch.
Is that Glodfish over there? Yeah why? Damn hes early. Early for what? Early to fuck my bitch.
Glodfish by lolqt August 25, 2014
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glowfish 

A person who tends to get quite annoying. Actually very annoying. Ahhhhh..... similar to "That Guy"
Wow...Mike is really being a glowfish
glowfish by getatmeplz1 May 5, 2011

Gloveshackular 

I feel Gloveshackular
Gloveshackular by Neon March 15, 2004

Glosfish 

Tre King Aka DrxDEADGOON
Goodnight my glosfish
Glosfish by Babyblue1422 January 31, 2024
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026