Glove Hand 

An ailment or disease that normally strikes metal workers, carpenters, or manual workers of some sort, that suddenly effects said worker's ability to pick small objects up off the ground, due to the required thick leather gloves said worker wears.

"Todd, I got a bad case of Glove Hand again. I dropped a fricking wrench and I can't pick it up!"

Glove Hand by Lee Brody March 8, 2009

two left hand boxing gloves 

When a Vagina is severly swolen after a night of sex. The Vagina resembles two left handed boxing gloves

Last night, I beat her pussy up and left it looking like two left hand boxing gloves.

two left hand boxing gloves by MustangDriver October 25, 2010

gloved-up goo-gone handjob

When the gloves need to come _on_, and things get dirty, it's no time for half measures. Best to bring out the big guns right off, get them thick 7mil gloves on, an anointal squirt of goo-gone in nitrile-gloved hand, we then begin the "cleaning" process, vigorously stroking back and forth over the length, agitating with pumice grit for added friction, a passionate fervor, and potent concoction of solvents, we grip firmly and to ensure the _entire_ length is coated, covered, and cared for properly. ;)

Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...

God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some TLC and a good gloved-up goo-gone handjob, and maybe a miracle...

gloved-up goo-gone handjob by Viriledande March 9, 2026

gloved-up goo-gone handjob

When the gloves need to come _on_, and things get dirty, it's no time for half measures. Best to bring out the big guns right off, get them thick 7mil gloves on, an anointal squirt of goo-gone in nitrile-gloved hand, we then begin the "cleaning" process, vigorously stroking back and forth over the length, agitating with pumice grit for added friction, a passionate fervor, and potent concoction of solvents, we grip firmly and to ensure the _entire_ length is coated, covered, and cared for properly. ;)

Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...

God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some TLC and a good gloved-up goo-gone handjob, and maybe a miracle...

gloved-up goo-gone handjob by Viriledande March 9, 2026