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Gloobicate

To Gloobicate is to cover your dick in gooch grease, masturbate till you’re near ejaculation, then smack someone’s face with your dick 37 times. No more, no less. Once you e smacked them, you ejaculate in their belly button and tickle their gooch till they’re crying-laughing.
“Bro. If you keep stealing my stuff, I’m gonna gloobicate all over you.”
by TheRealGoochTickler September 18, 2024
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