Gloobicate 

To Gloobicate is to cover your dick in gooch grease, masturbate till you’re near ejaculation, then smack someone’s face with your dick 37 times. No more, no less. Once you e smacked them, you ejaculate in their belly button and tickle their gooch till they’re crying-laughing.

“Bro. If you keep stealing my stuff, I’m gonna gloobicate all over you.”

Gloobicate by TheRealGoochTickler September 18, 2024

Gloomigate

The act of making everyone around you sad.

When someone who is extremely sad has the effect of making everyone else in the area sad.

I was so depro that I accidentally gloomigated the entire office as I entered, even the people who arrived after me felt sad once they were there.

Gloomigate by SoulSkar October 8, 2010

glorbitate 

to sleep in the night in a cacoon

Man i glorbitated so hard last night

glorbitate by BBBBBBBBBBBake April 11, 2023

gloomiate 

to think gloomy thoughts; to presume only bad things are in store.

He was so prone to gloomiate that even hyenas avoided his company.

gloomiate by Tempest-67 December 25, 2023

gloomiate 

To worry excessively, leaning always towards a presumption of negative outcomes, whether mundane or catastrophic.

Bob's tendency to gloomiate led his friends to nickname him Eeyore.

gloomiate by Tempest-67 January 6, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008