Gloobicate

To Gloobicate is to cover your dick in gooch grease, masturbate till you’re near ejaculation, then smack someone’s face with your dick 37 times. No more, no less. Once you e smacked them, you ejaculate in their belly button and tickle their gooch till they’re crying-laughing.

“Bro. If you keep stealing my stuff, I’m gonna gloobicate all over you.”

by TheRealGoochTickler September 18, 2024

Gloomigate

The act of making everyone around you sad.

When someone who is extremely sad has the effect of making everyone else in the area sad.

I was so depro that I accidentally gloomigated the entire office as I entered, even the people who arrived after me felt sad once they were there.

by SoulSkar October 8, 2010

glorbitate

to sleep in the night in a cacoon

Man i glorbitated so hard last night

by BBBBBBBBBBBake April 11, 2023

gloomiate

to think gloomy thoughts; to presume only bad things are in store.

He was so prone to gloomiate that even hyenas avoided his company.

by Tempest-67 December 25, 2023

gloomiate

To worry excessively, leaning always towards a presumption of negative outcomes, whether mundane or catastrophic.

Bob's tendency to gloomiate led his friends to nickname him Eeyore.

by Tempest-67 January 6, 2024