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gloit
gloit by martyn and leo April 16, 2004
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gloit • gloiter • gloitch • gloitchelle • glitch • glit • Glitchys • glitch in the matrix • glitched • glitchbug
gloit
A bag full of sperm - usually a waterballoon or condom.
Used as both an insult, and helpful descriptive term.
Used as both an insult, and helpful descriptive term.
Poon: Man, that dude is such a Gloit!
Me: Yeah I know
Poon: Ah man! I just trod on a gloit
Me: Dirt - your trousers are messy
Poon: I'm gonna Xlap whoever put that there!
Me: Yeah I know
Poon: Ah man! I just trod on a gloit
Me: Dirt - your trousers are messy
Poon: I'm gonna Xlap whoever put that there!
gloit by Xlapmeister IV June 19, 2007
glitmail
Joe received glitmail.
gold glitter
What Louis Tomlinson surprises Harry Styles with when he forgot his birthday in the amazing fanfic called Unbelievers. You should read it if you haven't!!!!!!
Person 1: Omg my mom put gold glitter on my cake this morning.
Person 2: This is giving me Unbelievers vibes!
Person 1: What is Unbelievers?
Person 2: One of the best Larry fanfics ever!!!! You have to read it!!!
Person 2: This is giving me Unbelievers vibes!
Person 1: What is Unbelievers?
Person 2: One of the best Larry fanfics ever!!!! You have to read it!!!
gold glitter by pseudonymforLARRY March 24, 2021
fart glitter
Where a stripper farts in your face and you go home and your wife asks why you smell like a fart but have glitter on your face
fart glitter by Jjjordan2 January 15, 2017
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