A combination of a glide and a slither - Glither is the term for exiting a social situation without telling anyone. Usually performed with snake-like silence and precision.
Best used if you:
a. Are far too drunk and need to take yourself home
b. Are exhausted and don’t want to be a downer on the party with your extended, yawning presence
TIP: For an expert-level Glither, explain in detail what glithering is to a group of people at a social gathering and then promptly glither later that evening.
Also known as “A French Exit”
“Where’s Rachel? I thought she was just in the queue for the club?”
“Ahhh, she must have glithered”
“James said he’d be back with more chips half an hour ago?!”
“Looks like he did a glither, classic James”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.