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Glens Falls

A shithole town that is dragged down even more by its neighboring towns of Hudson Falls and Fort Edward. Their education is no where near their football and basketball is a joke. They always think there better even though their high school ceilings are caving in by the second.
Guy 1: Hey you want to go to Glens Falls?
Guy 2: Where?
by GregCo December 6, 2018
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glens falls

a place where scummers go to school and quite a few skanks and is famous for sucking at almost every sport
JV games sofball 15-0 in five innings
yes you suck
Glens Falls sucks at sports
by bethanyliz May 25, 2008
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Glens Falls

Not a bad place, maybe some huge dirtbags clean people. Not the greatest at sports but we have champions, such as hacksaw Jim Dugan a wrestler from WWE. Jimmer Ferdet *not sure about spelling of his last name being spelled right* a great basketball player and now is in a college not sure which one, appeared in college playoffs but lost. A linemen on the Ravens in the NFL. Currently a Class-B school was a Class-A. Near by towns are Queenbuy *rivals* Lake Georege about 30 min away. Saratoga 15 min away.
Nothing special here in Glens Falls.
by Jebidiya June 25, 2008
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Glens Falls

A small city in Upstate New York that's part of New York's Greater Capital Region, surrounded by various towns that might as well all be one big shithole. The job market has been steadily declining for decades so every other person is selling weed or stripping cars. A few investment groups tried cleaning up the neighborhoods after urban decay swept the region in the 90s and 2000s but the only thing that really stays decent are the buildings downtown. Almost everyone lives in apartment complexes or houses converted into multiple residences. Whenever someone gets killed over drugs (Only maybe a couple or three times a year, not too bad here tbh) its almost always ruled a suicide so the Detectives can go back to counting their bribe money from the drug kingpins that supply the areas dealers. Groups of teenage degenerates usually roam the streets looking for shit to steal or other groups to anagonize, mainly because they have no parental guidance since their dads walked out on them and their moms are selling their pussy for crack down on South Street, the center for scumbag nightlife and the area's red light district.
I lived around South St. on New Pruyn in Glens Falls when I was a kid and almost everyone in the neighborhood lived in rundown houses from the 1910s that were converted into multiple apartments so money grubbing landlords could collect thousands per week in rent. The apartments improved when they were bought up by investors but the rent jacked so now more people are running drugs in that part of town than ever.
by 518Hustler February 16, 2017
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glens falls high school

"Hey man did you get some pot?"
"Yeah dude, I went up to that breeder place glens falls high school!"
by GFHS breeders October 18, 2008
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Glens Falls Tool

Something or someone that resembles this person, god like or control freak.
So today I checked in to a hotel and the company card bounced, the supervisor acted like a Glens Falls Tool
by joekr December 8, 2012
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South Glens Falls

Best known as the home of the South Glens Falls High School Marathon Dance, where most of the students dance for almost 30 hours each March to raise money for local individuals and organizations, and have in fact raised more than $1,000,000 over the course of 30 years. South High has roughly 1075 students, and is also renowned for its blue passcards, crazy teachers, Gibby, flooded parking lot, crunchy chicken wrap, ICP threats, overcrowdedness, and smoke-filled bathrooms. The town is tiny, infested with sex-offenders (who generally congregate around the Clearview Motel), has way too many ice cream shops, and has absolutely nowhere to shop.
South Glens Falls has way too many sex offenders.
by Scuff September 9, 2006
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