Glens

only the skettiest vodka around. upon drinking one may experience doing some pretty dodgy things, eg. shaving off certain body hair, or doing certain sexual things one normally wouldn't.
however unlike other alcoholic beverages you do it in a very weird way making every single thing you do that night memorable to even the most wasted of your friends.
side effects of the drink also include small blisters on the tongue , and the worlds worst hangovers.
all in all the medicine for a good night.

"OMG did you hear what she did last night ! she shaved her pubes with her friends dads razor "
"was she on the glens ? "

by FMLCrammo April 1, 2009

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Glens

a cycling term used to describe ones massive calf muscles.

As Dave flexed his glens, a volcano erupted.

by creed bratton the fourth June 15, 2018

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The Glen

When you get so drunk on wine and pass out on your bed. After you inevitablely wake up to shit you are too drunk to wipe your ass and go back to bed leaving a brown skid mark. Your wife eventually smells your shit and has to wipe your ass and the left over nuggets for you as well as buying new sheets.

"Dude I got so drunk I pulled The Glen" "Man your wife must be pissed"

by ttung95 December 5, 2019

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Glen

An all around awesome man. He's a gentleman to everyone he meets. He would do anything to help a friend. He can be quite hard headed and stubborn but is always lovable. A Glen is also the best lover you will ever find. He can be romantic, hot, wild, and gentle all in the same moment.

Every woman needs a Glen to keep her warm at night.

by TigressLady February 4, 2010

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Glen

A short monkey looking fellow who has a tendency to use steroids. Its believed that glen has a small penis and an erectile dis function as a result of the steroids

Glen a shorter fellow with facial hair and monkey tendencies.

by hdhdhfhdjhsbdbd August 26, 2022

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